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booty, tubby custard, bumper to bumper, money and bubblegum

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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raspberrying:

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

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lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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