May 2013
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents...
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
biryani-barbie:
quick and friendly reminder that if anyone tells you you can’t wear something just because they personally don’t find it aesthetically pleasing you should wear their skin instead (✿◠‿◠)
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
surejohn221b:
iusedtobethefire:
katnisstiel:
yesbecausereasons:
real—not—real:
real—not—real:
assckles:
assckles:
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over...
glowpinkstah:
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend...
Call of Duty got a playable dog character before...
bausprouse:
sighhh
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
initiala:
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
bluerightankle:
Things that I do not want to do today:
take this fucking Algebra final that I have to pass in order to graduate
Things that I have to do today:
take this fucking Algebra final that I have to pass in order to graduate
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
spoken-not-written:
themockingjayd12:
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
mother-fucking-avengers:
fankiero:
fankiero:
I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me
39
i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit
when yahoo makes claims that tumblr encourages anorexia, i get so mad. tumblr has literally helped me love my fat body more than ever. there is literally so much love on this website i can’t even.
and i want to thank you guys for helping me become a more accepting person. someone who isn’t afraid of becoming a “slut.” someone who can accept myself. someone who can now...
payto:
lyndsimac:
pierceduh-veil:
samfuckingb3ttl3y:
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
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holmesihaveaclue:
Enjoy
